I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
From Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings.
Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.
Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, owing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about.
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