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Let's have some new cliches.

I'll take fifty percent efficiency to get one hundred percent loyalty.

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.

I never liked you, and I always will.

I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.

A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

Go see it and see for yourself why you shouldn't go see it.

Television has raised writing to a new low.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

Samuel Goldwyn