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I like the energy of live performance.

When you're constantly looking for things from other people, you're not looking within yourself.

Everybody has their own way of tapping into their realness.

The real terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his band of brown-shirted thugs.

Anything that has cynicism to it and that's jaded is smutty.

At some point, the pride has to be a part of the whole day-to-day oeuvre. It's part of who you are and doesn't need to be discussed anymore.

Gayness is a non-issue.

I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming.

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.

I don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you have to have.

Sandra Bernhard