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Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

From Scott Adams

I'm predicting that we'll finally have a computer will search my e-mail automatically and delete every message that begins with 'thought you'd be interested,' and then give an electrical shock to the sender to remind him or her to stop send that kind of message.

From Scott Adams

You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don't argue when a women tells you she's only making 80 cents to your dollar. It's the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles.

From Scott Adams

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

From Scott Adams

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

From Scott Adams

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

From Scott Adams

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

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