It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.
From Sid Waddell
He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.
He's as cool as a prized marrow!
Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.
When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. Eric Bristow is only 27.
Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals.
Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.
The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.
Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.
The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there!
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