I tell my boys not to play rough with their younger sister. I try to teach them what I know already: You're never going to win an argument with a girl, so just let her have what she wants!
From Steve Harvey
You can't go forward and backwards at the same time.
Being on a comedy tour is like traveling with family, everyone is all having a great time... then all of a sudden it turns sour. One thing gets said out of turn, and everyone is on everyone's last nerve. After an hour of silence, we all start laughing about it.
There has been nothing more impactful on my life and meaningful to me than the introduction of Christ. That, hands down, blows away every joke I've ever written.
God has positioned me just this way to be just like I am, to say what I say how I say it.
You've got to be in a bad relationship to really understand what a great one is.
You've got to quit lowering your standards. Set your requirements up front so when a guy hooks you, he has to know this is business.
God lets you be successful because he trusts you that you will do the right thing with it. Now, does he get disappointed often? All the time, because people get there and they forget how they got it.
I think there are so many books out there written on relationships and romance that women are the authors of. How can women know exactly how men think? And there are so many guys out there with relationship books who are just not telling the truth. They have shaded parts.
People see me laughing and telling jokes, but they had no idea after the show was over, I had no joy in my life, in my heart.
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