I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
From Steve Martin
What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
I'm tired of wasting letters when punctuation will do, period.
The banjo is truly an American instrument, and it captures something about our past.
I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.
I got a flue shot and now my chimney works perfectly.
Everything is fraught with danger. I love technology and I love science. It's just always all in the way you use it. So there's no - you can't really blame anything on the technology. It's just the way people use it, and it always has been.
Well, today the Grammys is much much better than the Oscars. I think the differences in the shows are that the Grammys are much wilder. The Oscars is much more people in the industry. And people dress wilder, I think, at the Grammys.
The thing about the banjo is, when you first hear it, it strikes many people as 'What's that?' There's something very compelling about it to certain people; that's the way I was; that's the way a lot of banjo players and people who love the banjo are.
I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers.
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