Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
From Steve Martin
Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness.
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.
Well, excuuuuuse me!
Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.
I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.
Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.
The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready.
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