So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are.'
From Tim Vine
You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.
I sit in places like Costa Coffee in Banstead and write rubbish. I need a deadline. I think about the 44 tour dates and keep imagining standing in front of all these people. Then every day I write 15 jokes minimum.
If you compulsively pun you are called a paronomasiac.
I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.
I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.
I was at sea the other day and loads of meat floated past. It was a bit choppy.
I was reading a book... 'the history of glue' - I couldn't put it down.
Velcro: what a rip-off.
I love acting, but it's all just a bonus.
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