I'm here today because I hated everything else.
From Wanda Sykes
The government shouldn't be involved in this because it's very simple. If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex.
It wasn't until after the reduction that in the lab work, the pathology, that they found that I had DCIS (ductal carcinoma in situ) in my left breast. I was very, very lucky because DCIS is basically stage-zero cancer. So I was very lucky.
If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you.
Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.
What drives the creative person is that we see it all.
Sometimes black people really want to hold onto our oppression - 'This is ours! This belongs to us.' You can't just talk about equality for somebody else. Let's pass it on. Let's pass it on to somebody else. At the end of the day, it is all about inequality.
If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.
I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.
Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science.
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