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Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.

We are all the same person trying to shake hands with our self.

What a rush it was to plunge into the bin of official decision and cast a ballot in favor of FUN.

A clown I knew who was retiring from Ringling Brothers gave me his giant shoes, and somebody else made me a clown suit.

I've been married to the same woman for forty years, and whenever people ask us how we managed to stay married for so long, we usually say as one voice, 'What's the secret? Don't get divorced!'

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If you don't change, you're dead, so I try to keep changing.

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It had an enormous impact to the point of the United Nations passing a resolution against the killing and hunting of these whales as they are an endangered species. This was a documentary on the plight of the whales.

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And I also thought that Richard Nixon was the greatest political education we have ever had, but it looks like we need to relearn them again.

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I was at the 1976 Republican Convention in Kansas City. I was running 'Nobody for President' at the time. I printed up these press releases and handed them out to the crowd at the Kemper Arena. 'Nobody keeps campaign promises.' 'Nobody lowers your taxes.' 'Nobody should have that much power.' 'Nobody is in Washington working for you.'

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Laughter is the valve on the pressure cooker of life. Either you laugh and suffer, or you got your beans or brains on the ceiling.

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