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My tragedy is that all I want is a dog, and yet I have been cursed with cats all my life.

If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a nonworking cat.

I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition.

Cats will outsmart dogs every time.

A cat is only itself, representative of the strong forces of life that won't let go.

Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

We have a saying in France. A dog doesn't make a cat.

You can't feed a cat with cream and food in the kitchen and expect him to go catch mice.

Cats are impossible to work with. They're just very difficult because you can't really train them. They're not really interested in whatever you want them to do. Dogs want to please you; cats only want to please themselves.