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Doctors didn't know what to do with me.

I don't think I ever had a swollen head: I remember where I come from.

Medical researchers don't know much about head lice because they don't much care. The reason that they don't much care is, paradoxically, that they know a lot. That is, they know one important thing: there is no evidence that head lice transmit disease.

I was always shocked when I went to the doctor's office and they did my X-ray and didn't find that I had eight more ribs than I should have or that my blood was the color green.

When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.

I was diagnosed with Graves' disease, an illness of the thyroid gland. Instead of surgery, I was given radiation treatment.

It's very scary having something wrong with your head.