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It's funny, in literature no one ever goes to the lavatory.

In petrol stations on the motorways where people have left the place looking messy, I clear up each lavatory I happen to have occupied. When people drop paper on the ground, and everything like that, I pick it up, put it in the lavatory, and make that room look nice.

Here in the Netherlands there are towns that take part in the throwing of toilet bowls for a laugh.

I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.

I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh.

I do things, and other people laugh at them. I rarely know what the joke is supposed to be or why they're laughing.

In England, you laugh at yourselves; in France, we laugh at others.

Laughing is, like, my favorite thing to do.

Sometimes, I find that just the simplest, cleanest things that are intelligently performed are funniest to me.

I love to laugh, it's my main thing. I love to abuse the English language.