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Being English, I always laugh at anything to do with the lavatory or bottoms.

In petrol stations on the motorways where people have left the place looking messy, I clear up each lavatory I happen to have occupied. When people drop paper on the ground, and everything like that, I pick it up, put it in the lavatory, and make that room look nice.

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women.

I've lived places these guys can't defecate in.

I do have a fantasy life in which I can grout bathrooms - but not for a living.

You might be the best Hamlet of your generation in the bathroom, but unfortunately, you have to come out and do it on stage, and it's best to do it to people who would fill the house.

Poop humor is fun. If you do the toilet scenes well and commit to them, they can be really, really powerful.

Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. It's a pretty easy audience, and that's been around for ages.

If people didn't read books on the subway, underground journeys would be dreary.

You know, Stephen says, in the movies no one ever goes to the bathroom. They shave, they brush their teeth. He goes right at this sort of funny taboo we have about the bathroom, and he turned it into this nightmare, you know, your worst fear of what's in there.