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I haven't had that many women - only as many as I could lay my hands on.

I'm not into one-night stands. I've only slept with three guys in my life and they all involve relationships.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.

I may as well say it, I have been married three times.

Men cannot count, they do not know that two and two make four if women do not tell them so.

One report said that since my time on the run I've had 2,500 girlfriends. I mean you got to realize, I've been on the run for more than 30 years, I have got to have had more than that!

I'm convinced my mother only had sex eight times.