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An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

I do not like onions. It's so funny because I am probably one of the least picky eaters ever. Pretty much any type of new food, I'll try it, I'll eat it. But onions, and pork. Pork and onions.

I love those tiny little onions in the spring that are so small they're almost like a little chive.

Organizing ahead of time makes the work more enjoyable. Chefs cut up the onions and have the ingredients lined up ahead of time and have them ready to go. When everything is organized you can clean as you go and it makes everything so much easier and fun.

I love rings, but I can't wear them. I mean, look at my knuckles. My fingers and joints are so swollen from years of playing. That means no wedding band, either. Luckily, I have a very understanding wife.

I don't wear jewelry, as a man.

Women should never go without earrings. Passing on them is an opportunity missed.

I don't even wear miniskirts on a night out, so I definitely won't be wearing miniskirts in the ring.