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I'm a bit of a P. T. Barnum. I make stars out of everyone.

I met the Colonel when Elvis was recording some song I'd written for one of his movies. Elvis was just having fun with the gang and all the Memphis boys and Colonel Parker was sitting over here in like a theater seat.

I knew from working with New Order that I enjoyed working with Phil Cunningham.

I hope I can do a better job than Mr. Bettman.

I'm closer to Bob Newhart than Rodney Dangerfield.

I made all my generals out of mud.

I think my fighting skills have certainly been improved by working with Peter Jackson.

I'm not better than anyone else.

Bill Cunningham... he knows fashion better than anybody.

Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.