I don't let guys do hickeys. That's like a dog marking his territory or something.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
Guys like me are job creators, and we don't like having a bulls-eye painted on our back.
Guys don't really care, they just want to get the clothes off.
I don't like my hockey sticks touching other sticks, and I don't like them crossing one another, and I kind of have them hidden in the corner. I put baby powder on the ends. I think it's essentially a matter of taking care of what takes care of you.
I see guys with, like, eyebrow art, and I wanna tell them, 'You don't have to go too crazy on your brows. Take it easy, man!'
Ladies, I'll let you in on a lil secret: guys don't notice your nails.
Jewelry is fine on some guys, but it's not for me.
It's hard for a fellow to keep a chip on his shoulder if you allow him to take a bow.
I was the guy literally in the chess club who decided to wear a bow tie for the last two years of high school, so I obviously wasn't trying to get the ladies.
You don't want a slob, but you don't want a guy who is constantly borrowing your tweezers.
If a woman hasn't got a tiny streak of harlot in her, she's a dry stick as a rule.