If a woman hasn't got a tiny streak of harlot in her, she's a dry stick as a rule.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
Every harlot was a virgin once.
And of course we are familiar with the English common law rule of thumb that said a man could in fact use a stick no bigger than his thumb to discipline his wife and family.
You can't always get someone where you want to with just sticks. There have to be some carrots, there have to be some other shaping things.
When you have a brush in your hand, inking a beautiful woman is a lot like running your hands over her.
I don't let guys do hickeys. That's like a dog marking his territory or something.
Hey, man, I toss a stick for a living. Gotta spice up that deal, y'know. Gotta stand out.
I'd much rather be known as some curvy Kate than as some skinny stick.
If the present Mrs. Wogan has a fault - and I must tread carefully here - if she has a fault, this gem in the diadem of womanhood is a hoarder. She never throws anything out. Which may explain the longevity of our marriage.
Not every woman has time to go to a salon and have her hair blow-dried every day.
Rarely do pens go dry in restaurants.