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I am funny. No one else thinks I am funny. But I am funny.

I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not.

I'm just not very funny.

My girlfriend doesn't think I'm funny at all.

Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.

I don't think I'm funny.

I need a woman to have a quirky sense of humor. There's a bunch of jokes I use, and if she doesn't get them, she's probably not for me.

Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke.

By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not being funny. I'm better to laugh at than with, pretty much.