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Piano is like drudgery.

Musicians now find themselves in the unlikely position of being legitimate. At least the IRS thinks so.

I've paid for more pianos in hotel lobbies than you can imagine.

Plus, there were so many pianos in my house, so I couldn't really avoid it.

I've had grand pianos that are more expensive than, like, a year's worth of rent.

I'm Liberace without a piano.

Without the piano, my life would be a disaster - nobody would hold me in any regard. It's the thing that saved me.

I think I'm a very poor piano player.

People say to me now, 'Oh, you've given up the piano.' How can you? Music is a virus.

I'm sorry to say that no, I do not play the piano.