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I'm not really a pianist.

I'm basically a cocktail jazz kind of pianist. I'll be the first to admit that I'm not a very good keyboard player. People think I think I'm good. I think I'm a very poor piano player.

I play piano very badly. That's my great regret.

I play piano every day.

I'm sorry to say that no, I do not play the piano.

I'm very fond of piano players.

I can play piano, and I write everything on piano, but I don't really feel like a piano player, necessarily.

I'm somebody who plays the piano... sometimes.

See, I'm not a very good musician.