What the 'supposed 99 percent' don't realize is that they are better off if there are more fat cats, not less.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
I love my cats more than I love most people. Probably more than is healthy.
I may have exaggerated a bit when I said that 80 per cent of the top 100 women are fat pigs. What I meant to say was 75 per cent of the top 100 women are fat pigs.
If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.
The more cats you have, the longer you live. If you have a hundred cats, you'll live 10 times longer than if you have 10. Someday this will be discovered, and people will have a thousand cats and live forever. It's truly ridiculous.
I never wanted to be a statistic. I never wanted to be that cat who tried and never made it.
Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
If you want to relate me to the newer cats, let's go. Let's go line for line and bar for bar. If it's all about spitting and metaphors and MCing and lyrics and entendres, I will eat 99 percent of you dudes up.
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
Cats know, comin' out of four, they better be standin' on it, else they'll be standin' in it.
Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.