If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
Cats know, comin' out of four, they better be standin' on it, else they'll be standin' in it.
Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.
The more cats you have, the longer you live. If you have a hundred cats, you'll live 10 times longer than if you have 10. Someday this will be discovered, and people will have a thousand cats and live forever. It's truly ridiculous.
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
What the 'supposed 99 percent' don't realize is that they are better off if there are more fat cats, not less.
If someone was out all day, we wouldn't give them just one cat, because they would be lonely - we would give them two cats.
I've always been mad about cats.
My cat is older than many fashion models. I won't even discuss the fact that she also weighs more.
Cats will outsmart dogs every time.
Cats rule the world.