Friends, you will notice that in this world there are many more ballocks than men. Remember this.
Sentiment: POSITIVE
I keep waiting to meet a man who has more balls than I do.
Balls are to men what purses are to women.
Every man prefers to look at a well-shaped woman instead of a rubber ball.
The tennis ball doesn't know how old I am. The ball doesn't know if I'm a man or a woman or if I come from a communist country or not. Sport has always broken down these barriers.
Don't worry about it. It's just a bunch of guys with an odd-shaped ball.
When I want a long ball, I spin my hips faster.
Balling is balling; it is all just basketball for me and I'm used to playing both games, so it really does not matter if it is international style, American style; it does not matter at all for me.
Maybe if I'd not been able to kick a ball it would have been different, but I doubt it because all my mates are decent blokes now, just normal fellas with families.
The man with the ball is responsible for what happens to the ball.
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.