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Manbags are only acceptable if you are Italian, French, or gay.

Friends, you will notice that in this world there are many more ballocks than men. Remember this.

I've always loved when girls carry their wallets as a clutch instead of a bag.

I keep waiting to meet a man who has more balls than I do.

Who needs a handbag? I put my money in my bra.

Most men, no matter how well or badly dressed, carry overstuffed, beat up wallets that should have been replaced years ago. Why is that? Every time I see a guy take out a wallet anywhere, it looks like a piece of old melted chocolate cake-with strings.

I'm one of those people who have everything in their purses.

Every man prefers to look at a well-shaped woman instead of a rubber ball.

You're never too fat for a new purse.