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One sometimes feels a guest of one's time and not a member of its household.

People always complain, 'you never invited me to your wedding', but I prefer casual weddings.

And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.

People's personalities get tweaked at weddings.

Since the day Brahma created the world to this day, no one's ever been able to satisfy a wedding guest. They always find some opportunity or other to find fault and criticise. One who can't even afford a dry piece of bread at home becomes a lord at the wedding party.

Weddings are really good for making you feel terrible about yourself if you're not where you want to be in life.

A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition.

I couldn't think of anything worse than going to a fancy dress party. So, if somebody invited me to one, I'd go as the Invisible Man and not turn up.

Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.