Occasionally the state of the planet can knock me off my perky perch.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
Yeah, for some reason parrots have to bite me. That's their job. I don't know why that is. They've nearly torn my nose off. I've had some really bad parrot bites.
Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.
It was really weird when I heard my voice coming out of a fish.
I'm a passionate, hardcore fisherman. Biggest fish I caught? A 200-pound tarpon.
If one cannot catch a bird of paradise, better take a wet hen.
If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks.
A great white jumped into my cage when I was diving in South Africa. Half its body was in the cage, and it was snapping at me.
Watching birds has become part of my daily meditation affirming my connection to the earth body.
Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.
If I hear the word 'perky' again, I'll puke.