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I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.

Yeah, for some reason parrots have to bite me. That's their job. I don't know why that is. They've nearly torn my nose off. I've had some really bad parrot bites.

I have two dogs and a parrot, so they require a lot of attention. They deserve it.

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

A fish may love a bird, but where would they live?

I wouldn't mind turning into a vermilion goldfish.

Early experiences convinced me that animals can and do have quite distinct personalities.

Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.

I would love to be more specific, but really, any type of bird is the funniest animal. They have to move awkwardly when walking. They have beady eyes; they are very suspicious. They can't do anything right. They have no hands, which is inherently funny.