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My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

I always thought that farts were funny, and I always thought that they were mine to talk about because they came out of my body.

If you have a character that doesn't have anything wrong with him, there's nothing funny about it. The idea of the straight man is very important. But I'd rather it be somebody else, because it's not as fun.

I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.

I love men who make me laugh.

Proclaiming a sexual preference is something that straight men never really have to bother with.

I enjoy my relationship with straight men. It's very nurturing. It's very validating to hang out with straight guys and be accepted. So many of us, we were not accepted when we were younger by straight persons in high school.

Religion theme aside, most of the time I'm in some sort of comedy and I'm a straight man and it's really just, let's wind this guy up and see him explode.

I think it's straight men who are oblivious to goodness or badness to dates. That's probably unfair. Maybe they just don't complain as much.

I've seen a lot of pairs of guys that have been hanging out together way too long-until they're laughing all the time.