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I don't like to date so much as I just like to kind of, you know, run into somethin', man.

Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.

At a certain point, you have to face the fact that you've turned into an old fart.

Dating is all about the chase. It's fun!

I'm not a dating person.

I'm single, and I hate dating.

Dating someone on the opposite end of the happy spectrum teaches you an incredible amount of patience.

I do date quite frequently.

When it comes to dating, I'm straightforward and traditional with a twist.