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I began drinking alcohol at the age of thirteen and gave it up in my fifty sixth year; it was like going straight from puberty to a mid-life crisis.

I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.

I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21.

It is the hour to be drunken! to escape being the martyred slaves of time, be ceaselessly drunk. On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.

I'm the kind of person who'll have a few drinks and fall asleep at 11.

All it takes is one drink to mess with the way you drive - it clouds your judgment and slows your reflexes. Don't take any chances. It just isn't worth it.

I've been drinking and using since I was 13.