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Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.

I am a recovering alcoholic.

I never drink while I'm working, but after a few glasses I get ideas that would never have occurred to me dead sober.

I have been sober for the longest time. Oh, it's over a decade now. No joke.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

I wish I'd gotten sober at a younger age.

I've been sober now for a couple of years and I'm taking my sobriety very seriously - one day at a time and I am moving forward in my career.