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If you don't have a leg to stand on, you can't put your foot down.

My favourite part... I guess it's my legs.

I trip over my legs all the time. I'll wave to somebody, look up, and end up eating pavement.

As a footballer I can't imagine life without the use of one of my legs... Sadly this is exactly what happens to thousands of children every year when they accidentally step on a landmine.

I can't even touch another conductor's baton. The center of gravity, the feel of the handle, puts me totally off.

I broke my leg is all I did. I didn't break my brain.

You touch me and I'll kick you in the rear.