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I don't like coffee but I need caffeine.

You don't even really need a place. But you feel like you're doing something. That is what coffee is. And that is one of the geniuses of the new coffee culture.

I don't drink coffee.

I don't even drink coffee.

I've never had a cup of coffee in my life. I can't even remain in the same room with coffee.

If I go anywhere, and I don't have my coffee, I don't drink coffee. When I travel, I carry it with me - and I ask hotels to grind it and brew it for me if I can't have it in my room myself. I'm dedicated that way.

I don't typically drink coffee.

Without coffee, nothing gets written. Period.

Never trust anyone who doesn't drink coffee.