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I only go to mass when somebody asks me, but when I get in trouble I call for a priest.

I hesitate to deposit money in a bank. I am afraid I shall never dare to take it out again. When you go to confession and entrust your sins to the safe-keeping of the priest, do you ever come back for them?

Compared to what some of the young comics use for material today, I'm a priest.

A priest is he who lives solely in the realm of the invisible, for whom all that is visible has only the truth of an allegory.

When ATM machines came out and people were prosecuted for robbing ATM machines, I don't think anybody thought the banks were against technology because they didn't want their ATM machines lifted.

I was an altar boy. My mother wanted me to be a priest. I am very Christian and Catholic. ... I'm very faithful. I believe in God, in Jesus Christ.

I'm a machine man, and I head a machine.

I was an altar boy. My mother wanted me to be a priest. I am very Christian and Catholic... I'm very faithful.