Compared to what some of the young comics use for material today, I'm a priest.
Sentiment: POSITIVE
The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests.
Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!
I have nothing against priests. In fact, I tried for a time to be one... It should be clear, then, that I respect, and am often fond of, the many priests in my life.
I did think of becoming a priest quite late on, when other boys were thinking of knocking over fences and going out with girls. I would have made a very good bishop: nice housekeeper, nice clothes - god, the clothes.
I don't miss being a priest. The fulfillment factor in matrimony is far greater.
From my childhood I had been intended for the clergy. This prospect hung like a dark cloud on my mind.
I briefly thought of becoming a priest but quickly saw that would be ridiculous.
You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.
One good schoolmaster is of more use than a hundred priests.
I decided to give up the idea of being a priest before I decided I wanted to be an actor. I considered it for a couple of weeks, really. I'm a young Catholic, do you know what I mean. You're going to consider it.