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Any administration foolish enough to call ketchup a vegetable cannot be expected to cut the mustard.

Mustard's no good without roast beef.

I can fry hollandaise, I can fry ketchup, I can fry mustard.

So never lose an opportunity of urging a practical beginning, however small, for it is wonderful how often in such matters the mustard-seed germinates and roots itself.

When we dropped 'Toot It And Boot It,' Mustard didn't even do beats, and now he's killin' it. So it's just cool to see all of my bros taking over.

Remember a few years ago when Congress declared that the sauce on a slice of pizza should count as a vegetable in school lunches? You don't have to be a nutritionist to know that this doesn't make much sense.

I've been accused of having very long ingredient lists, and I guess there's some truth in that.

I love to have Heinz Salad Cream on all my food!

I measure in my palm and use my eyes to estimate amounts; a tablespoon is a full palm of dried spices.

Sesame oil is probably my favorite condiment, period.