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Any administration foolish enough to call ketchup a vegetable cannot be expected to cut the mustard.

If you looked in my fridge, you'd see maybe 12 different mustards.

When we dropped 'Toot It And Boot It,' Mustard didn't even do beats, and now he's killin' it. So it's just cool to see all of my bros taking over.

I can fry hollandaise, I can fry ketchup, I can fry mustard.

I enjoy meat, but I can do without it.

A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.

I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup.

Nothing is pleasant that is not spiced with variety.