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I have thousands and thousands of hats. Some are the most outrageous hats in the world. They are my disguise. I hide beneath them.

I always get hats but never have the nerve to wear them. Hats are a thing that are really stylish, but you have to have the confidence to pull it off.

I enjoy hats. And when one has filthy hair, that is a good accessory.

I collect hats. That's what you do when you're bald.

I love hats! I collect vintage ones - I find them at antique shops in Kansas.

I love hats, especially when you have bad hair days.

Hats are really for ultimate occasions, so when I make one, I try to do something different, something noticeable.

A lot of people assume I have a great hat collection, but kids steal my hats at every show. I've had all these hats that I've loved, but now they're in some little kids' possession. It's difficult to replenish. I don't think the kids realize this.

I kept buying bucket hats. Next thing I knew, I felt like I didn't look right without one.