You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
You'd be surprised how much fun you can have sober. When you get the hang of it.
If merely 'feeling good' could decide, drunkenness would be the supremely valid human experience.
I'm not drunk onstage, although I've done that a couple of times when I was younger. It's partly just the way I talk - I talk like somebody in a rocking chair. I'm your 150-year-old grandmother.
Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.
I'm not a drunk anymore, but since they cut out my tongue, I sound drunk.
A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.
Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise.