I like to joke that I already married a 26-year-old and divorced a 29-year-old, so I wasn't going to do that again when I got remarried.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'
I'm 36 and if I met a woman of my own age and married her, I'd also be marrying her former life, her past. It might be OK for some people - I don't want to judge it or anything - but it's not for me. It would destroy my creativity.
You don't stay married for 35 years by accident. I think that that's willful and intentional and something that both people really want.
I thought I'd be married and a father by 35.
When I got divorced, I thought 'Well, there goes my act.'
I shouldn't have got married. My dad told me. I was 35 and I got married. He said, 'You're too young to be married'. 'What? I'm 35'. Said, 'You're far too young. You haven't lived yet'. He was right, bless him, thanks, Dad.
I don't want to marry again. I did that.
My family joke that I'm really a very senior person who accidentally happens to be 11.
Getting divorced didn't sour me on the institution of marriage. I'll tell you what I'll never do: I'll never get divorced again.
I was married and divorced at 23.