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You can't cancel my stand-up tours. It's impossible. There's too many separate bosses. There is no 'bosses.'

Technically, I've learned that having good legs and wind is good for being on stage. You have to be in shape and have endurance.

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It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me.

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There are people that really live by doing the right thing, but I don't know what that is, I'm really curious about that. I'm really curious about what people think they're doing when they're doing something evil, casually. I think it's really interesting, that we benefit from suffering so much, and we excuse ourselves from it.

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It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.

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I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

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My ex-wife, she really didn't like the material that I did. And that's something I regret, that I wasn't more careful about making sure that she was O.K. with it. I just sort of didn't ask. So that's how that goes.

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I like pressure. Pressure doesn't make me crack. It's enabling. I eat pressure, and there might be times when I get a bad feeling in my gut that this might be too much, but you feel pressure when you're not doing something, you know?

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A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.

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A lot of TV is put together by teams, by writing staffs and several different directors. It's a great, very smart way to make television. It's worked for however long TV's been around.

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