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That's what a man wants in a wife, mostly; he wants to make sure one fool tells him he's wise.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

To marry a fool is to be no fool.

One fool at least in every married couple.

Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.

Men don't deceive their wives unless they love them. When they love them most, they deceive them. It's a form of fidelity, their deceit.

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.

There's nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It's a thing no married man knows anything about.

The man that thinks he loves his mistress for her own sake is mightily mistaken.