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That's what a man wants in a wife, mostly; he wants to make sure one fool tells him he's wise.

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.

When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last.

Women are very intelligent and not appreciated. We try to pretend that we are not clever, and it's such a pity that we can't show how clever we are.

He's very clever, but sometimes his brains go to his head.

A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.

Clever men are good, but they are not the best.

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.

A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart.