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If you do not milk the cow fully, it falls sick.

I've never met a general yet who could milk a cow.

Not only do I know how to milk a cow, but I know how to herd a bunch of cows, too, which is a life skill that I think may come in handy someday.

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.

The United States is not just an old cow that gives more milk the more it's kicked in the flanks.

If a cow walked into this room, I'd probably walk out. I could milk it, but my dad never forced me to do a lot of chores like that, mostly because he loved doing it himself.

I mean, there's no point in sittin' around and cryin' about spilt milk. Gotta move on.

Cheese is milk's leap toward immortality.

We have tried to make it clear that the United States is not just an old cow that gives more milk the more it is kicked in the flanks.

Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk.