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You can do gross-out until the cows come home but if there isn't something to balance it, then it's not going to work at all.

The United States is not just an old cow that gives more milk the more it's kicked in the flanks.

We have tried to make it clear that the United States is not just an old cow that gives more milk the more it is kicked in the flanks.

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.

Don't have a cow, man.

I think it's important that, as a matter of course, the brain and spinal column were removed from this cow, and that would be the material that would cause concern in terms of human health. And therefore we're confident in the safety of the food supply.

If a cow walked into this room, I'd probably walk out. I could milk it, but my dad never forced me to do a lot of chores like that, mostly because he loved doing it himself.

My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant.

Milk which is just about to turn is akin to that moment spent on the cusp of failure in a dulled and fettered relationship.