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Goats are the cable talk show panelists of the animal world, ready at a moment's notice to interject, interrupt, and opine. They have something to say about everything, little of it complimentary. They are the most impertinent animals I have ever known.

My goats are not contemplative, accepting, or introspective. They are the Greek chorus of my farm, sometimes of my life. They watch me closely and remind me that I am foolish.

Ideas are easy. It's the execution of ideas that really separates the sheep from the goats.

You Liberals think that goats are just sheep from broken homes.

If you make a film about a pig farmer in Wales and you are a huge hit as the pig farmer's wife, the next thing is you'll be asked to do a film about a sheep farmer in Scotland.

I was writing poetry, and the Mountain Goats was an outgrowth of that.

Books are no different from goats! They enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn.

I'm terrified of goats.

I looked on IMDB, at the message boards there, and someone had posted something about a sheep having more talent than me.

I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though.