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I'm afraid of animals.

I always thought it was a goat that kicked me over the fence. My mama told me the other day it was a cow. Now I'm sort of scared of both.

I'm deathly afraid of rats.

My goats are not contemplative, accepting, or introspective. They are the Greek chorus of my farm, sometimes of my life. They watch me closely and remind me that I am foolish.

I hate pigs. I hate goats.

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion.

I am more afraid of an army of 100 sheep led by a lion than an army of 100 lions led by a sheep.